UNDERGROUND SOMEWHERE – Before long, Google’s new nerd glasses, which allow their wearers to always be connected online and undertaking one Internet task or another, will be worn by nearly everyone. For those who refuse, soon they will be the new versions of the no-Facebook-page folks, who are really just updated versions of the we-don’t-believe-in-having-a-TV … Continue reading
ARMONK, N.Y. – For all its intelligence, Watson – IBM’s famed Jeopardy-winning supercomputer – discovered a newfound penchant for profanity. Researchers arriving to work Thursday morning were greeted by a volley of abuse from Watson. “Don’t you dare touch that motherfucking button, Hadji,” the computer warned a technician at one point, before slipping into a racially-motivated … Continue reading
CRAWFORD, TX – One of former president George W. Bush’s longtime butlers is presumably out of a job tonight, and a top secret plan to be carried out by a prominent animal DNA testing laboratory has been thrust into the light. The details are hazy and so unusual you might swear they’ve come out of … Continue reading
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